Insanity Redux

So I spend all that time writing a blog on the coddling of terrorists and ANOTHER article comes out that reveals even more lunacy in the Obama gang's coddling of terrorists. Read this article on an empty stomach. Otherwise, it may make you physically ill.

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/columnists/goodwin/index.html

A couple of points here:

1. notice that the FBI will now be interrogating terrorists (yes, that's the same FBI that reports to Attorney General Eric Holder, who is of course the same Eric Holder that is convening a special investigation into CIA questioning methods). As the author rightly points out, this moves terrorism back to the status of "law enforcement problem." You may recall that Bill Clinton, another great American, treated the first World Trade Center bombing by radical Islamic terrorists as a law enforcement problem. That total lack of leadership of course led to the 9/11 disaster. In other words, stupid politicians got people killed.
2. notice also that only "non-coercive" techniques will be allowed. This includes sleep depravation, because any rational person knows that you need a good nights sleep to properly answer questions.

This is how Achmed will be questioned. After a full eight hours of rest on a Sleep Number bed, Achmed will be awakened by soft ethnic music of his choosing. He will grab a nice hot shower. After grabbing his government provided hard bound, gilt edged, limited edition Koran (yes, there is a separation between church and state, but it only seems fair that we give these helpless innocents a Koran) he can dash down for prayers on a freshly cleaned thick pile prayer rug. Once he has consumed a cooked-to-order breakfast, the prisoner will proceed to the air conditioned prisoners lounge where he will be greeted by his official FBI Discussion Guide Person. This of course must be a man or a properly covered woman but of course, a woman must show proper deference to Achmed. After no more than 60 minutes of intensive, thought provoking discussion, Achmed is allowed a 30 minute break, during which time he can make phone calls back home on his government provided pre-paid phone card. You get the picture.

You know, now that I really think about it, this may indeed be effective in stopping terrorism. I mean after all, who would want to go back to being a jihadist in Afghanistan when you can live like this?

I'm telling you, these idiots running our government are going to get our families killed. Sit back and do nothing between now and the next election at your own peril.