Time to inject a little political humor into the ugly political situation we're now living through. My wife sent me this a while back, but I don't know who to credit for writing this.
World's Shortest Books
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
By Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
By Dr. J.. Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton with introduction
By the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden
Feel free to send me your favorite titles.
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