Safety Is As Near As The Nearest Al Qaeda Detention Center
Worried that your kids or grand kids might catch the H1N1 flu (or, as the Administration refuses to say, the swine flu)? How about you older folks who can't get the vaccine because your generation is supposedly "less susceptible" (tell that to the older folks who will die from this flu) to the infection? Concerned that our government, who's primary job is to protect the well being of Americans, didn't do it's job and ignored the warning signs of this illness early on? Remember how the evil Bush was personally responsible for Katrina but now Obama is simply a victim of bad luck for getting saddled with this distracting problem that he couldn't prevent? Well, this do nothing band of naive thugs in the White House have FINALLY decided to do something about the pending epidemic.
Effective immediately, all of "detainees" at Guantanamo Bay (otherwise know as "evil doers", "enemy combatants", "enemy fighters" or simply "filthy Al Qaeda murderers") will all be getting an H1N1 vaccine shot. This is because they are at a higher risk than other people. Higher risk? From what? Getting new prayer rugs, exercise facilities and special meals? I've got a better idea. Why not throw this scum to the sharks. That way, we have more vaccine for Americans and we have healthier, well fed sharks to prowl Cuban waters.
http://www.wibw.com/nationalnews/headlines/67784717.html
It is difficult to believe that Obama is not being impeached for this. Very likely, American citizens will die because we want to treat these animals humanely. How simply egalitarian. How simply Obama.
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