Global Warming On A Whole New Level

Huge Carbon Footprint

I just finished reading two articles about global warming. One was about how Al Gore is still lying about the "facts" stated in his fiction documentary (I'm shocked). The other was from the ultra left BBC that was a surprisingly unbiased (well, mostly) article stating that despite political claims, the debate is far from over. Then, I happened to come upon a story about an Al Qaeda linked scientist who was discovered working (and spying) at the CERN nuclear research lab in Switzerland. So, after contemplating these missives, I have come to the conclusion that global warming is definitely going to occur within our lifetime ... just not the way Al Gore thinks it is.

Here are what I feel will be the main contributors to future global warming:

1. dozens of missing Soviet nukes
2. a nuclear Pakistan (as soon as the Islamists take it over)
3. a nuclear North Korea
4. a soon-to-be nuclear Iran facing a nuclear Israel
5. Vladimir Putin
6. an indecisive and weak Barack Obama
7. a "Progressive" Congress who is more concerned about global warming than national defense
8. the chopping of the US military budget
9. cow farts
10. and of course, murderous Muslim terrorists

Duck and Cover!