Stop With The Paranoid Conspiracy Theories Already!

Accidents Are A Real Bitch

I'm sure that all of you conspiracy nuts out there are going to believe that there's something suspicious about some poor guy falling to his death in a stairwell, although if you read the facts as stated in this article, I don't see how anybody could be even slightly suspicious.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Unnamed-British-Nuclear-Expert-Plunges-To-His-Death-Down-120ft-Stairwell-At-UN-Building-In-Vienna/Article/200910415411552?lpos=World_News_Third_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region__3&lid=ARTICLE_15411552_Unnamed_Bri


Let's review the facts so we can put any vicious conspiracy theories to rest:

• this guy fell 120 feet down a stairwell in the UN office building in Vienna
• no suicide note was found
• four months ago, another person fell from a similar height in the same building
• a spokesman from the ever trustworthy UN said that there were no suspicious circumstances
• the man who fell is a nuclear expert
• he worked for the Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty Organization, an agency that uncovers "illicit nuclear tests"
• the incident occurred this past Tuesday while the US, France, Russia and Iran were holding talks about the Iranian nuclear energy program (let's be clear about this ... they are NOT building a bomb.  I know that for certain because the Iranians and Russians said so.)

After reviewing these facts, how could anybody even suggest that there is any kind of foul play involved here?  There was no conspiracy!  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Oh ... just in case, if you're ever visiting the UN's offices in Vienna, take the elevator instead of the stairs.